TIJUANA JACKSON MOVIE NOW AVAILABLE TIJUANA JACKSON MOVIE NOW AVAILABLE
Home / The PEP by Romany Malco / What is Wrong With My Fans? (Updated)
What is Wrong With My Fans? (Updated)

What is Wrong With My Fans? (Updated)

My fans ask the craziest things! Here are my responses to the madness. ? 

  • My character, Conrad slept with Nancy Botwin on "Weeds." I (Romany Malco) have not slept with Mary-Louise Parker.
  • I am not on "House." That’s Omar Epps. 
  • I've been living in Puerto Rico for just over 2 years but my Spanish is on a Kindergarten level. 
  • I moved to Puerto Rico for many reasons:
    • Safety.
    • Affordability.
    • Great people.
    • Closer to family. 
    • Caribbean lifestyle.
  • Being in Puerto Rico doesn't effect my career much. 
  • My "Racism by Numbers" video was not taken down by Facebook and/or YouTube. It was leaked without my permission. I personally wrote to those who'd posted it and requested it be taken down. The video launches September 19th, 2016. 
    • I didn't stop acting after “40 Year Old Virgin,” and please stop yelling, “Ho fa' sho!’ when I’m with my mother. She's an ordained minister for Christ's sake.
    • I do not smoke, grow or sell weed like my character on "Weeds," so please stop sending me marijuana. The only greens I accept is cash.
    • I am not 6' tall. I'm 5' 9" if I concentrate. 
    • Just because my characters were gay in both "Blades of Glory" (opposite Will Ferrell) and “A Little Bit of Heaven” (opposite Kate Hudson), does not mean that I am gay in real life; but for $90,000,000, I can be. 
    • My most recent shows are, "Blunt Talk" on the Starz Network and “Mad Dogs, on Amazon.” I'm Trinidadian! You know we always have at least two jobs!

    • I wrote for Paula Abdul's animated protege, MC Skat Kat, but the voice was done by radio host, Derrick "Delite" Stevens. Go bother him. 
    • I was once a rapper signed to Virgin records. My biggest hit was "Victim of the Ghetto."  Sorry, but there will be no reunion for this 90's rap group of mediocre success.
    • There is no Weeds Movie in the making. Let it go. It's okay to sober up and move on. 
    •  I am not discussing my penis size on this or any forum, nor am I sending any penis pics.
    • I'm a household face but not yet a household name...and I haven't blown up because it's not my time. 

    • My name is not Zeke the Freak, and I am not dating Meagan Good. She is in a happy Christian marriage and I'm seeing a guy who plays for the Rams. KIDDING! I'm committed to a woman who will not allow me to post any images of her in my social media.
    • I moved to Puerto Rico because I'm an island man at heart, it's closer to my family, feels more like home and despite PR's current economic standing, I feel safer here than I did in the USA. 
    • I played Lonnie opposite Robert DeNiro, Michael Douglas, Morgan Freeman and Kevin Kline in "Last Vegas."  Ask your grandparents about it. 
    • You don't see me in more movies and TV shows because I don't feel inspired by  a lot of the material sent my way. 
    • Most I've ever been paid to do a film is love. I met my ex wife on the set of "Love Guru."
    • I love travel, experimental cuisine, beautiful skin, fishing and family.
    • My professional dream is to write, direct and star in independent hit movies without ever having to rely on the Hollywood studio system.